One of my all time favorite films has been totally regenerated by thousands of low-budget filmmakers. A trip to Home Depot and Michael’s craft store can sure go a long way with a small handheld video camera and a wet dream. Running close to 2 hours in length, Empire Uncut is a feast for the eyes with nearly 700 scenes re-imagined by countless hoards of nerds by even including some of their appliances as supporting characters. Painfully, I sat through an hour and laughed my ass off, and I regretfully admit that we do indeed reside in a warped universe!