How to Pee With Morning Wood


The Kamasutra of American splendor has arrived in a series of prints that tackle various ways to relieve one’s Johnson aimed at those lucky young saints who are fortunate enough to suffer from a healthy bladder coupled with good penile circulation known as morning wood sickness.   Not that I would dare to call it a sickness, but more of a frantic episode that could rear its ugly head as you slowly make a beeline to the bathroom and take aim at the porcelain target without spraying up the wall decor.

Thankfully, there’s a website out there called that offers some aspiring options to deal with those morning woodies.   (I’m sorry Dr. Oz, you missed out on this amazing episode for your show…)

If you decide to purchase a framed copy, hang it with pride when dismantling your mom’s favorite classic:





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