I guess fast cars and fast women are just too much for German pop sensation David Hasselhoff as he is apparantly deciding to make some room in his tiny little apartment to bastardize Kitt, his amazing companion from the hit 80’s TV  show Knight Rider, for auction.  How could you fuckin’ do that to such a nice mech-mobile of a friend David?  Huh…  you heartless bastard!

The bidding will start at a mere $15,000.  I never knew he actually owned it.

Nice apartment David.

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I’m sorry, but this shit is just too touching for me. [sob]  The bitter end of a beautiful friendship at the banging of the gavel.