It’s that time of year for exchanging vows and being exposed to those horrible special occasion mobile DJs.  All the intricate plans are carried out, so why not have a little fun with that multi-tiered wedding cake.  Hey, it might even be more fun to spike the topping with this one!  The Reluctant Groom Wedding Cake Topper ($18) should crack some serious chuckles from those in-laws and shit-faced friends.  They also have a Reluctant Bride Cake Topper model, but I don’t think it’s as popular or truthful… right?

And if that ain’t enough, there’s also The Pregnant Bride Wedding Topper too!