I don’t know how on earth this wound up at Bed, Bath, and Beyond… oh yeah, the bath part!  The most hysterical part about this one is that it comes with a key chain, so you can stop what your doing, pull this sucker right out of your pocket,  and enjoy a cola-flavored reindeer nugget that shoots right out of the spring loaded anus.

Sorry, I didn’t check on the price, but if you’re hell-bent on getting one, I don’t think it’ll set you back much, or put a dent in your holiday gift budget.

Note: Cola-flavored pooh refills were nowhere to be found!

Warning: Tic Tacs will cause reindeer constipation! [But I would give it a try!]