They’re here- again ! %&*#*&%!!!

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“The door opens every 18 hours.”  and the same plot comes out every three years.  A big ass egg has landed, so why don’t we just get inside.  Can Hollywood get it right?  I know it’s just a teaser trailer but they, the aliens or THEM always come unannounced.  This time it’s an egg, a floating one.  Maybe it’s a giant radioactive bird dropping, or someone from another planet has got a really good throw.

I will however exercise my patience and draw up enough of my sci-fi willpower to give this film a shot because it comes from the director that brought us Sicario, Denis Villeneuve.  He also happens to be working on the Blade Runner sequel, and I’m sure Ridley Scott doesn’t take a backseat so easily when you follow up a classic.  I know Kubrick didn’t want ANYONE fucking with 2001: A Space Odyssey, but the studio went ahead anyway.  Still… I see a black egg.

And if you think I’m bullshitting about how pissed off Kubrick was, I found this floating on my Facebook page:

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So it looks like someone in Hollywood named James was walking around with a bone up their ass!  Maybe the “undiscovered super-intelligence” alien race has finally arrived to dislodge that bone!

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