Still Apple-camping… really?

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Amidst all the global chaos and over redundancy of technology, it still amazes me as to how these sad individuals can muster up the time to wait for another redundant device that pretty much has nothing more to offer than an inch or two more of screen space and a notch or two more of processor speed that tends to get one faster to their mobile data limit.

A new Apple event draws nearer and nearer, but these lost souls just couldn’t help but get their summer beach chairs unfolded back in full swing while all the rest of us wise ones head back to work and school, or maybe even get laid in the process, as these sad sacks seek out a shot of attention.  And please don’t give me that “it’s for charity” bullshit.  It is tired and overdone.  If you really wanted to help the world, you would get up off your ass, stop wasting $600 on a device, and quit blocking the sidewalks.

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2 thoughts on “Still Apple-camping… really?

  1. “If you really wanted to help the world, you would get up off your ass, stop wasting $600 on a device, and quit blocking the sidewalks.”

    …or do an ice bucket challenge.

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