I have seen a few breathalyzers that look like breathalyzers, but the Tokyoflash website, famous for hurling out abstract geometrical shapes for telling time, have released this sleek looking Breathalyzer Watch by Kisai ($100) that features a full functioning colorful backlit LCD watch and breathalyzer to keep tabs on your animalistic behavior as it turns from green to red to let you know  you’ve crossed the threshold of drunken stupidity.  Of course, there’s a disclaimer in case you want to take the Kiwai unit to court to plead not guilty, but it does pass an attractive timepiece for the keymaster in all of us.