Star Wars Condoms. No lightsaber jokes, please…

The non-stop freight train of Star Wars merchandising continues, and has officially made it to the contraceptive market.  An Italian graphic designer, Benedetto Papi, has made a set of Star Wars: May The Condoms Be With You that feature an array of characters and colors with punchy one liners printed on them.  What better way to use the force.

So,in case there is an expansion in the product line,

I though I would add a few punchy one liners myself:

Han Solo on Hoth to Leia

“C’mon…. aaah c’mon!”





Obi-Wan Kenobi

“Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn’t allow it.”




Lando Calrissian

“That blast came from the Death Star! That thing’s operational! “




Jar Jar Binks

“Mesa gonna show everyone how bombad mesa really is!”






Anakin Skywalker

” I shouldn’t have done that. It’s not the Jedi way.”

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