Guess which band is sober and drug free? The ones with the makeup and the high heels.
Anyway, Gene Simmons, front man for Kiss, CE-OH, marketer, and rights hoarder announced a summer tour with Motley Crue, so I guess it’s time to pay off that summer beach house or condo. Mr. Simmons claims that we will be getting the “real” and not that “fake Rhianna-schmana crap,” but all I see is another shallow fissure in the growing trend of geriatric has-been-rockers that continually rock on to remind us of how old and stupid we are getting while shelling out $150 for seats. Face it, I can barely sit through a single bunch of old guys, but I cannot tolerate being compounded by two. I will pass. It is not that epic. Sorry!
Where the fuck is Pink Floyd when you need them?