OK honey, time to put the kids to bed !

Surface-Tension.net offers this sick-ass coffee table with a built in arcade hidden on the down low…

It might work on those boring dinner guest nights, but don’t go looking for it at your local Ikea.  This baby sells for $3,729.  That’s a lot of quarters and a lot of love for a video game console.  Hey – people got money to burn!

It’s even got the roller ball for Missle Command and Centipede, but you can forget about Tempest. Damn!