Ken turned 50 this week and he’s still smiling with that playful grin while keeping his hands in his pockets.  The Totally Hair Ken was my pick for this milestone event shown here in his New Kids on The Block/Bell Biv Devoe white chocolate get up, he has had his share of wardrobe malfunctions, ensuring his reign as a girl’s toy for 50 years.  So here’s to 50 years of effeminate man plastic.

Shown here in nut-hugger 70’s skaters

Officially, America’s favorite couple did part waves in 2004, and we REALLY don’t know why… ummmm…  we’ll let you decide